An ice-skating rink has opened up in the heart of Moogletown! Grab your friends and rent some skates for a fun time, kupo~!
Good evening, my children. This is Principal Etro, with your winners for Prom King and Queen. Unfortunately, Vice Principal Highwind went home, due to a… [clears her throat] Severe headache.
Anyway, without further ado… your Moogletown High School Prom King and Queen are…
[opens the envelope]
Noctis and Yuffie! Congratulations, Noctis and Yuffie. Please come to the center of the stage and request your song to dance to.
OKAY ASSHOLES IT’S TIME TO ANNOUNCE YOUR PROM KING AND QUEEN.
THE WINNER IS
*opens envelope*
TREY AND HIS RIGHT—
OH HELL NO YOU LITTLE FUCKS
THIS ISN’T EVEN FUNNY
I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT ONCE YOU GET OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, THAT RIGHT HAND IS ALL YOU HAVE LEFT, DAMN IT
GO VOTE AGAIN
seifer pls ur dont even go here
HERE’S A SLOW SONG FOR YOU LITTLE FUCKS
AND IF I SEE ANY GROPING GOING ON DURING THIS, I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR FACES OFF
