Have you checked the calendar, kupo? Today is a very special day, for Phoenix Down is turning one! All the memories and friends we’ve made! Ku-po!
To celebrate this very special day, all members are cordially invited to come celebrate at the Fluffy Pom-Pom, Moogletown’s very own tavern, kupo! Lebreau will be serving food and drinks for no gil, only your smiles, as long as the party lasts! Let’s party all week, kupo!
From all the mods, past and present, thank you for having been with us and making this past year so great.
An ice-skating rink has opened up in the heart of Moogletown! Grab your friends and rent some skates for a fun time, kupo~!
Good evening, my children. This is Principal Etro, with your winners for Prom King and Queen. Unfortunately, Vice Principal Highwind went home, due to a… [clears her throat] Severe headache.
Anyway, without further ado… your Moogletown High School Prom King and Queen are…
[opens the envelope]
Noctis and Yuffie! Congratulations, Noctis and Yuffie. Please come to the center of the stage and request your song to dance to.
OKAY ASSHOLES IT’S TIME TO ANNOUNCE YOUR PROM KING AND QUEEN.
THE WINNER IS
TREY AND HIS RIGHT—
OH HELL NO YOU LITTLE FUCKS
THIS ISN’T EVEN FUNNY
I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT ONCE YOU GET OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, THAT RIGHT HAND IS ALL YOU HAVE LEFT, DAMN IT
GO VOTE AGAIN
seifer pls ur dont even go here